$10K
Love Goes Racing
UnlockedSimulated build
The basic powertrain goes in. First QR codes and mission plaque appear: $100K for care. 2 cylinders for speed.
Care packages start shipping faster than this engine will ever rev.
Racing for Real PeopleA terrible Porsche
A terrible Porsche
for a beautiful cause.
We're building the world's most questionable Porsche to raise $100,000 for Lemons of Love. Every dollar goes to love. Every bad idea goes to the car.
Every dollar to love.Every bad idea to the car.Racing for Real People.$100K for care. 2 cylinders for speed.Underpowered for a purpose.Shaken. Slow. For Love.Every dollar to love.Every bad idea to the car.Racing for Real People.$100K for care. 2 cylinders for speed.Underpowered for a purpose.Shaken. Slow. For Love.
Live Tracker
$100K Goal
Every gift moves the bar, unlocks the next bad idea, and sends more care packages to real people impacted by cancer.
$50,000
of $100,000 goal
50%
Every dollar to love. Every bad idea to the car.
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What is a Lemon Malőrtini?
The Spectacle
A Porsche-shaped fundraising device.
The Lemon Malőrtini is a 993 shell with BMW-motorcycle-levels of regret, wrapped in a fake endurance livery, covered in QR codes, and pointed at $100,000 for Lemons of Love.
We are not racing for trophies. We're racing to help real people impacted by cancer feel seen, supported, and loved.
Bad Idea #001
A 993 we should not have bought
Bare shell. No engine. Tons of mission energy. Zero chassis dignity.
Bad Idea #042
A QR code where the badge used to be
Scan it, donate, pretend the car never existed. It's better that way.
Care Package Pit Stop
Real people.
Real care.
Real love.
Your gift supports Lemons of Love care packages, programs, and support for people impacted by cancer. We send notes, comfort items, and human warmth to people in the middle of the hardest thing they will ever do.
Milestone Ladder
See MilestonesGenerosity builds the car.
Every dollar unlocks the next visibly worse decision. Scroll the milestones page and watch it happen in real time.
$42K
Care Package Salute
UnlockedSimulated build
Donor roll, care-package note motifs, Happy Picture-style panels, lemon hearts, and name decals everywhere.
Every name on this car is a note attached to a real care package.
$75K
Obnoxious in a Good Way
LockedSimulated build
The joke levels up into a real Frankenstein endurance menace. Swan-neck wing, canards, roof scoop, regret.
Loud car. Louder mission. Lemons of Love hears every horn.
Week 14 — The cage that nearly defeated us.
Two of us pinned a tube against the floorpan with a jack and a prayer. Photos, video, and at least one quote we can't put on a sticker.
Read the journal →Sponsor the SpectaclePut your logo on a car that will haunt people forever.
Tier sheet, paddock activations, and Care Package Pit Stops — without ever overpowering the mission.
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Press / media logo strip — coming when first partners go live