The Spectacle
The Lemon Malőrtini
A Porsche-shaped fundraising device with BMW motorcycle levels of regret, built to earn attention for Lemons of Love.
Why this car existsThe car is the joke.
The car is the joke.
The mission is not.
We needed a way to make people stop scrolling. The fastest way we know is a Porsche dressed like it has a serious job and a deeply unserious past. The car is bait. Lemons of Love is the reason any of this exists.
$50,000
of $100,000 goal
50%
Every dollar to love. Every bad idea to the car.
Live tracker — placeholder data
Chassis
Stripped 993 shell of questionable provenance
DRIVETRAIN
DISTRESSED BMW R1250GS "FLAT-2" BOXER ENGINE POORLY CONNECTED TO A SUBARU 5MT
Livery
Lemon yellow, deep navy, warm cream
QR Codes
Everywhere a brand badge used to be
Mission Plaque
$100K for care. 2 cylinders for speed.
Race Number
100 — one for every thousand we raise
Build progress
Follow the Build
$0
The Empty Glass
$10K
Love Goes Racing
$25K
Full Lemon Malőrtini Livery
Bad Idea #007
A QR code where the badge used to be
Donate from your phone before the car finishes a lap. Some say it's tacky. We say it's a feature.
Bad Idea #088
Wing big enough to file FAA paperwork
It generates more attention than downforce. That is the entire point.
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Photo + renderings grid (build progress gallery)