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The Empty Glass
UnlockedActual build
A stripped 993 shell with no dignity. A Porsche-shaped fundraising device waiting for a terrible idea.
Every dollar in still goes to Lemons of Love. The shell is just the bait.
Milestone Ladder
Generosity builds the car.
Scroll down. Watch the Lemon Malőrtini transform from a stripped 993 shell into a full Shaken Status auction object — and remember: dollars go to Lemons of Love, not the car.
Scroll to simulate donations · Every unlock points back to real people
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The Empty Glass
- $10K
Love Goes Racing
LockedSimulated buildThe basic powertrain goes in. First QR codes and mission plaque appear: $100K for care. 2 cylinders for speed.
Care packages start shipping faster than this engine will ever rev.
- $25K
Full Lemon Malőrtini Livery
LockedSimulated buildVintage Lemons of Love livery, donation QR panels, and sponsor-ready sides. Now it looks intentional.
A loud yellow billboard pointing at real people who need real support.
- $42K
Care Package Salute
LockedSimulated buildDonor roll, care-package note motifs, Happy Picture-style panels, lemon hearts, and name decals everywhere.
Every name on this car is a note attached to a real care package.
- $50K
Widebody Show-Room Absurdity
LockedSimulated buildBig aero, glossy lemon confidence, center-stage QR codes, a race car that spent all its money on looking fast.
Halfway to the goal. Halfway to a thousand more care packages.
- $75K
Obnoxious in a Good Way
LockedSimulated buildThe joke levels up into a real Frankenstein endurance menace. Swan-neck wing, canards, roof scoop, regret.
Loud car. Louder mission. Lemons of Love hears every horn.
- $100K
Full Shaken Status + Auction
LockedSimulated buildFinal reveal, milestone scars, donor names, QR history, auction placards. The car goes to the gavel.
Goal met. Real people supported. The car becomes one last gift.
Donations fund Lemons of Love — not the car, team, travel, or race expenses.
Mission Reminder
Every unlocked bad idea points back to care.
The widebody is silly. The wing is sillier. The reason we are doing this is not. Every dollar funds Lemons of Love — care packages, programs, and support for people impacted by cancer.